Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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