And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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