I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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