You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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