this beer tastes like vomit already
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
