Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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