The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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