i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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