WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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