so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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