Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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