spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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