How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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