I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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