One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Randomize
