I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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