were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I think your dad took our porno
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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