lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
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