he shaved USA in his pubs
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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