i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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