She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
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