Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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