You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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