i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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