YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
