i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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