to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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