I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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