How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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