cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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