remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Farmville is her only friend.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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