sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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