Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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