it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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