He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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