we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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