And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
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