this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
I have fence marks all over my body
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
