all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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