And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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