my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
we should paint friendship bongs
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