you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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