We're like a lot better than the average bears
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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