I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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