Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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