grandma shit on top of the toilet
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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