You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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