I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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