chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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