Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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