i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
Randomize
