my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
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