its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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